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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day.
They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, I am a farmer, my father was a farmer, and my son will also farmer. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada.
With a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said I want a wall around Afganistan,so that no infidels,
Jews or Americans can come into our precious state.
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" there was a huge wall around
Afganistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall. The Genie explains, Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely
surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with Water."
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